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Not Hipster Enough

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My name is Emily. I like art and cartoons, kitties, and Nic Cage movies.

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I do art commissions!

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Jul 22 '14

ai-nan asked:

did you do shrek x macklemore already

chrolloneon:

They met long ago, while thrift shopping. Shrek had been in the dressing room, but smashed thrugh the door like it was made of paper when he heard a familiar voice rapping outside. “I cant change even if i tried,” the voice had crooned, and Shrek felt the stirrings of love within the swamp of his heart. 

Now they stood in front of each other as equals. They share so many laughs, so many tears. Macklemore had made him coffee (coffee) and a bagel (bagel), and another bagle (two bagels). He was Shrek;s stay at home daddy, and Shrek was gonna make it Fathers Day every day.

"Mcacklemore," says Shrek in a soft Scottish burr. "Take off yer layers."

Macklemore strip like an onion. Srek cries just a little. “Let me pop your tags, Shrek-kun,” Macklelmore said huskily as he shed his gator shoes, which were green. How could Shrek refuse? He embraced Mackle tenderly.

"This night will never be ogre," he says into macklemores ear.

Jul 22 '14

Little know fact: I have a very fat bird living in my front yard.

Jul 22 '14

(Source: memewhore)

Jul 22 '14

i like playing vidya games but

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Jul 22 '14
"So they always put a girl character in movies for someone to fall in love with?"

my 7 year old son (astutely calling attention to the lack of female leads in action and adventure films).

While watching Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz flirt in POTC On Stranger Tides my son asked me “Why is there always romance in every movie?” He had asked the same question last week when we watched Kirsten Dunst and Toby Maguire have their memorable moment in the rain in Spiderman. He’s 7 and not a fan of kissing scenes. I try to explain that many people, especially adults, enjoy romance so it’s a popular thing in movies.

He responds with “So they always put a girl character in for someone to fall in love with?” And I am floored, because I realize the message Hollywood has sent my child is that you only need to include one female character - and it’s not so she can be the hero. If a 7 year old boy can recognize that women in action films are nothing but a plot device it is time for the film industry to admit they have a problem.

(via dederants)

(Source: hellowherearemypeople)

Jul 22 '14

crazycala:

emilylikesaliens:

hootbird:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

lilaira:

motok-wolf:

why  :c

This is perfection.

FUCK THIS SENSATION

FUCK IT

FUUUUCCKKK

THE WORST

it feels exactly how it looks too lol

what I find fascinating is that “television static” is a pretty much universally understood visual representation of sleeping limbs. that’s amazing. is there any other painful sensation with such a clear visual connection??? i can’t think of any at the moment

In case you were wondering, this is what neuropathy feels like.

Another person tagged it saying fibromialgia felt the same. What the hell nature. I can’t even imagine having to live with that sensation all the time. That must be awful. :((((

Jul 22 '14

satanfictive:

there are serously people in this day and age who do Not Tip, they say “oh i don’t tip” like it’s a charming character trait. don’t talk to these people. dont look at them. these people should be required to tell their waitresses that they don’t tip before service starts. let the chips fall where they may

My mom taught me to tip everywhere. Restaurants, hotels, hairdressers, wherever the service people might not be getting paid enough for their work.

She once want somewhere (in the USA, mind you) where nobody had ever heard of tipping. She left money on the table and the woman who found it brought it outside and tried to give it back. My mom told the woman to keep it and she acted like it was the kindest thing anyone had ever done for her.

So yeah. Tip, kiddos.

Jul 22 '14
Jul 22 '14

chomei:

this is the most inaccurate representation of how animals work ive ever seen

Jul 22 '14

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE